AI Match Summaries

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Filtered: contest = Best. Game. Ever. (2009) · round = Round 1   — 32 of 1,514 matches   show all

32 matches

# Poll ▲ Contest Round Division Result Headline SFF LFF Rally Cheat Pic n
1 3446
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BGE 2K9 Round 1 1972-1988
Tetris 53.6%
Donkey Kong survives Punch-Out as Tetris dominates 1

The first 2009 match centered on Donkey Kong versus Punch-Out for the second advancing spot. Donkey Kong survived an early scare and a reputation for choking to pull away, while Tetris dominated the field.

SFF: The writeup says Tetris imposed old-school overlap on Space Invaders and likely hurt Donkey Kong as well, though Donkey Kong was still strong enough to beat Punch-Out.

2 3447
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 1972-1988
Pac-Man 27.3%
Pong 16.5%
Oregon Trail fades while Mega Man 2 underwhelms

The Oregon Trail briefly looked capable of becoming the contest's next joke bandwagon, but collapsed after a few hours and left Pac-Man safely in second. Mega Man 2 won easily yet looked much weaker than its pre-contest hype suggested.

3 3448
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 1972-1988
Duck Hunt 10.6%
Galaga 6.3%
Mario buries Duck Hunt with same-cartridge SFF 1

Mario dominated so completely that Duck Hunt could not mount a comeback against Ninja Gaiden for the second advancing spot. The writeup treats the result as a textbook example of extreme overlap overwhelming an otherwise stronger game.

SFF: The writeup explicitly calls Mario's suppression of Duck Hunt 'Same Cartridge SFF,' since the two games famously shared an NES cartridge.

4 3449
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 1972-1988
Metroid 18.6%
Contra 12.7%
Zelda crushes Metroid while Contra fails to capitalize 1

Zelda dominated as expected, and Metroid still advanced despite taking a severe fanbase hit. Contra's failure to capitalize became the larger surprise and began a recurring pattern of disappointing shooter performances.

SFF: The writeup says Zelda heavily SFFed Metroid, while also entertaining the possibility that Contra suffered some Nintendo-related overlap of its own.

5 3450
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 1989-1991 Sonic routs Street Fighter II in a major surprise

Sonic defeated Street Fighter II far more easily than the consensus expected, while Castlevania III briefly made the bottom of the poll interesting. The writeup reads the result as another sign that fighting games simply lacked GameFAQs strength.

6 3451
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 1989-1991
SimCity 8.9%
Mario 3 obliterates the field while Monkey Island survives

Super Mario Bros. 3 delivered one of the most overwhelming four-way performances ever, leaving the weak supporting field to fight over scraps. Secret of Monkey Island eventually emerged from that battle for the other advancing spot.

7 3452
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 1989-1991 Battletoads rallies but Mario World and Final Fantasy cruise 1

Super Mario World and Final Fantasy advanced without real drama, while Battletoads became notable mainly for a highly visible 4chan push. Prince of Persia produced one of the contest's weakest performances.

Rally: The writeup explicitly describes a pre-planned 4chan rally for Battletoads. It says the push inflated Battletoads' total but never came close to threatening the advancing games.

8 3453
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 1989-1991 Final Fantasy IV cruises in a completely predictable match

Final Fantasy IV and Mega Man 3 advanced in exactly the order expected, with little suspense. The result strengthened Final Fantasy IV's standing and largely ended the idea that the original Final Fantasy was clearly stronger.

9 3454
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 1992-1994 Super Metroid edges Mario Kart in a strange classic

Super Metroid and Super Mario Kart produced a remarkably close, trend-defying fight for first while both were already safe to advance. Sonic 3's poor showing was the bigger strategic surprise, and the writeup reports but does not endorse cheating accusations.

10 3455
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 1992-1994 Donkey Kong Country survives Zelda SFF as Doom collapses 1

A Link to the Past dominated while Donkey Kong Country repeatedly flirted with choking away second place. Doom nevertheless failed to capitalize, turning what looked like a favorable upset setup into another shooter disappointment.

SFF: The writeup says A Link to the Past clearly SFFed Donkey Kong Country, though Doom was too weak to take advantage of the favorable situation.

11 3456
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 1992-1994 Link's Awakening breaks out while Mega Man X exits

Link's Awakening decisively beat Mega Man X for the second advancing spot and immediately established itself as a legitimate Zelda threat rather than a minor handheld entry. Final Fantasy VI advanced but looked weaker than its 2004 reputation.

12 3457
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 1992-1994 Sonic 2 advances but adds to Sonic's warning signs

Sonic 2 and Mortal Kombat II advanced in the expected order, leaving little actual drama. Secret of Mana looked respectable, but Sonic's modest winning performance reinforced the view that the Sonic games were weaker than expected.

13 3458
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 1995-1997 GoldenEye and Mario RPG advance as DKC2 hype collapses 1

GoldenEye and Super Mario RPG advanced from a debated fourpack, while Resident Evil 2 remained respectable but never broke through. Donkey Kong Country 2's long-running hype ended in a disappointing SFF-affected debut.

SFF: The writeup says Super Mario RPG SFFed Donkey Kong Country 2, helping reduce a heavily hyped game to a weak opening-round showing.

14 3459
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 1995-1997 Final Fantasy VII mauls the N64 field 1

Final Fantasy VII dominated a pair of respectable Nintendo 64 games and looked every bit as strong as its old reputation suggested. Mario Kart 64 comfortably took the other advancing spot over Star Fox 64.

SFF: The writeup says Mario Kart 64 predictably SFFed Star Fox 64, leaving the second advancing position effectively settled from the opening moments.

15 3460
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 1995-1997 Mario 64 crushes Kirby as Symphony of the Night advances 1

Super Mario 64 dominated the poll, while Symphony of the Night comfortably beat Resident Evil for the other advancing spot. Kirby Super Star collapsed badly in Mario's presence.

SFF: The writeup explicitly says Super Mario 64 SFFed Kirby Super Star heavily, using Kirby's collapse to argue that Kirby's character strength does not come primarily from his games.

16 3461
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 1995-1997 Chrono Trigger dominates while EarthBound's upset hope dies

Chrono Trigger annihilated the field and looked fully restored to elite strength, while Yoshi's Island easily held off an EarthBound upset push that never materialized. The match was effectively decided immediately.

17 3462
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 1998-2000 Pokémon RBY demolishes Majora's Mask and announces itself 1

Pokémon RBY overwhelmed Majora's Mask in a matchup many expected to be close, immediately elevating Pokémon into the contest's top tier. The two other N64 games were largely squeezed out of relevance.

LFF: The writeup attributes Banjo-Kazooie and Perfect Dark's weak showings partly to heavy N64 and Nintendo overlap in a field led by Majora's Mask and Pokémon.

18 3463
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 1998-2000
Deus Ex 7.7%
Pokémon Gold and Silver sends Final Fantasy Tactics home

Metal Gear Solid won, but Pokémon Gold and Silver looked strong enough to pressure it early and comfortably beat Final Fantasy Tactics. Tactics' decline from its 2004 form became the main casualty.

19 3464
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 1998-2000
Starcraft 27.9%
Xenogears 12.8%
Final Fantasy VIII destroys StarCraft's repeat-run hopes

Final Fantasy VIII crushed StarCraft far more decisively than many expected and established itself as a serious contender. The writeup rejects the idea that StarCraft's old rally magic would automatically translate to another deep run.

20 3465
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 1998-2000
Half-Life 14.6%
Ocarina dominates while Final Fantasy IX beats Half-Life

Ocarina of Time dominated an otherwise straightforward poll, while Final Fantasy IX beat Half-Life for the second advancing position. Half-Life's failure became another example of shooters disappointing in the bracket.

21 3466
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 2001-2003 Final Fantasy X and MGS2 cruise without drama

Final Fantasy X and Metal Gear Solid 2 advanced in a perfectly ordered match that the writeup considers almost devoid of story. Silent Hill 2 and Morrowind never threatened the top pair.

22 3467
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 2001-2003 Paper Mario's vote drain helps Vice City eliminate Prime 1

Kingdom Hearts took first comfortably, but Vice City overturned the expected Nintendo advantage and beat Metroid Prime for second. The writeup treats Paper Mario's presence as the key reason Prime could not capitalize.

LFF: The writeup says Paper Mario leeched enough Nintendo support from Metroid Prime to cost Prime the second advancing spot against Vice City.

23 3468
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 2001-2003 Diablo II wins a four-way thriller as Halo escapes

All four games remained competitive, with Diablo II unexpectedly taking first while Halo needed its familiar afternoon strength to catch Knights of the Old Republic for second. KOTOR's near-advancement became one of the round's most impressive losses.

24 3469
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 2001-2003 Melee advances while Fire Emblem gets double-SFFed 1

Melee and Wind Waker advanced exactly as expected, but Wind Waker held up well enough to raise concerns about Melee's future ceiling. Fire Emblem collapsed under an especially hostile overlap situation.

SFF: The writeup says Fire Emblem was SFFed from two directions by Wind Waker and by Melee, the game that had helped introduce the series to many voters.

25 3470
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 2004-2006 Oblivion wins as Tales shocks God of War late

Oblivion won a chaotic four-way race, while Tales of Symphonia recovered from a late deficit to steal second from God of War. San Andreas, the consensus favorite, fell to last, making the match one of the contest's defining upsets.

26 3471
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 2004-2006
Halo 2 21.8%
Okami 18.8%
World of Warcraft advances as Halo 2 nearly bottoms out

Metal Gear Solid 3 won comfortably, while World of Warcraft beat Halo 2 for the other advancing spot without needing the massive rally many had predicted. Halo nearly fell to last and continued the contest's shooter slump.

27 3472
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 2004-2006 Resident Evil 4 narrowly holds off Kingdom Hearts II

Resident Evil 4 built an overnight lead and then endured a long Kingdom Hearts II day-vote challenge without ever fully losing control. The narrow win advanced RE4 but also badly weakened its case as a potential finalist.

28 3473
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 2004-2006 Twilight Princess dominates while Half-Life 2 survives

Twilight Princess dominated the field, while Half-Life 2 built enough of an early cushion to keep Final Fantasy XII from seriously threatening second. The result briefly elevated Twilight Princess into finals discussion.

29 3474
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 2007-2009
Persona 4 13.4%
Brawl dominates as Street Fighter IV nearly finishes last

Brawl crushed the field while GTA IV took an easy second, leaving Street Fighter IV in an embarrassing fight with Persona 4 just to avoid last place. The writeup treats Street Fighter IV as one of the contest's biggest disappointments.

30 3475
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 2007-2009 Call of Duty 4 exposes a badly underperforming Galaxy 1

Call of Duty 4 decisively beat Super Mario Galaxy in a result that immediately damaged Galaxy's pre-contest reputation. Even allowing for Pokémon overlap, the writeup sees Galaxy's performance as a major warning before facing Brawl.

LFF: The writeup treats Pokémon Diamond and Pearl's overlapping Nintendo support as a major factor in Super Mario Galaxy's unexpectedly weak performance.

31 3476
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 2007-2009
Portal 24.1%
BioShock 22.8%
Portal comfortably beats BioShock behind Metal Gear Solid 4

Metal Gear Solid 4 won as expected, while Portal comfortably beat BioShock for the second advancing spot after an early lead that never became seriously threatened. The match stayed quieter than its uncertain pre-match setup suggested.

32 3477
writeup (md)
BGE 2K9 Round 1 2007-2009
Fallout 3 37.6%
Halo 3 27.0%
Fallout 3 and Halo 3 close Round One quietly 1

Fallout 3 and Halo 3 advanced in a nearly perfect staircase, making the final first-round match one of the contest's least eventful. The shared Xbox and genre-heavy field produced very little movement.

LFF: The writeup attributes some of Mass Effect's weak showing to overlap with fellow Western RPG Fallout 3 in an unusually homogeneous field.

What this is

Each row's Headline and (on filter) narrative come from a ChatGPT reading of that match's Board 8 wiki writeup. The five flags (SFF same-fanbase factor, LFF low-fanbase factor, Rally outside rally, Cheat cheating alleged, Pic match-picture factor) are set only when the writeup asserts that effect — never inferred from the numbers. Hover a check for the note. †OT marks a writeup that mostly wanders off the match.

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