AI Match Summaries

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Filtered: entrant = Gordon Freeman   — 16 of 1,514 matches   show all

16 matches

# Poll ▼ Contest Round Division Result Headline SFF LFF Rally Cheat Pic n
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CB X Round 1 Division 4
Bowser 77.4%
Bowser obliterates Gordon and ignites Nintendo hype

Bowser demolished Gordon Freeman far more thoroughly than historical comparisons suggested he should. The writeup treats the result as one of the clearest early signs that Nintendo characters had received a major boost.

2 5239
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CB IX Round 2 Division 5 Leon wins a strange but never truly close match

Leon beat Gordon and Shadow in a low-turnout match whose trends repeatedly hinted at drama without ever producing a real comeback. The writeup suspects overlap between Leon and Gordon but leaves the explanation uncertain.

3 5187
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CB IX Round 1 Division 5
Hades 14.8%
Gordon cruises as Hades fails to threaten Simon

Gordon Freeman won comfortably, while Simon Belmont held second despite an unpopular match picture and pre-match fears of a Hades upset. The writeup treats Hades's failure as an early warning for the Kid Icarus cast.

4 3825
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CB VIII Round 2 Jenova Tifa ends Gordon Freeman's revived hype

Tifa ended Gordon Freeman's run in a match the writeup viewed as predictable after Gordon nearly lost to Peach. Gordon's weak showing also undercut the significance of his recent outside-contest success.

5 3793
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CB VIII Round 1 Jenova Gordon survives a glitch but loses his Tifa hype

A poll glitch briefly made Peach look capable of producing a historic Gordon Freeman collapse, but the problem was resolved and Gordon recovered. Even with the win, the writeup treats his final performance as weak enough to end serious upset hype against Tifa.

6 3294
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CB VII Division Final Division 3
Ganondorf 17.0%
Nintendo overlap buries Ganondorf while Samus advances 2

Samus and Vincent advanced as expected, but Ganondorf collapsed so badly that Gordon Freeman escaped last place. The writeup treats the fanbase interaction as the defining feature of an otherwise predictable divisional final.

SFF · LFF: The writeup describes Ganondorf as heavily suppressed by Samus through their shared Nintendo support. It also says Ganondorf's presence drained Samus enough to tighten her comparison with outside contender Vincent.

7 3281
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CB VII Round 2 Division 3
Scorpion 18.9%
Gordon shocks Scorpion and keeps the GFNW reversal going 1

Vincent advanced comfortably, while Gordon Freeman completed another major step in his reversal of the old GFNW reputation by beating Scorpion for the second spot. Falco never became a serious factor.

Pic: The writeup says Scorpion's poor match picture was not the sole reason he lost, but explicitly states that it hurt his chances against Gordon Freeman.

8 3255
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CB VII Round 1 Division 3
Scorpion 30.1%
Big Daddy 19.0%
Gordon's resurgence continues behind Scorpion

Scorpion took first, while Gordon Freeman continued his post-GFNW rehabilitation with another strong advancement. The writeup sees the Orange Box era as having transformed Gordon from a perennial choke artist into a genuinely respectable entrant.

9 2910
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CB VI Round 2 Division 8
Sub-Zero 23.5%
Brawl hype transforms Sonic's rematch with Sub-Zero

Sonic crushed Sub-Zero much more convincingly than in their opening-round meeting after his Smash announcement changed the atmosphere around him. The writeup still finds the surrounding results too inconsistent to decide whether Sonic had truly returned to elite form.

10 2893
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CB VI Round 1 Division 8
Ike 28.8%
Duke shocks Gordon while Ike nearly makes it chaotic

A supposedly weak fourpack produced one of the round's funniest matches, with Duke unexpectedly taking control while Gordon Freeman disappointed again. Ike also impressed with a strong daytime push even though he never completed the comeback.

11 2541
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CB2K6 Round 2 Destiny
Sora 63.9%
Sora ends Gordon's brief winning era with little trouble

Sora comfortably ended Gordon Freeman's brief taste of success and then pulled farther away with the Kingdom Hearts day vote. The writeup treats the loss as another turning point in the fading GFNW tradition.

12 2520
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CB2K6 Round 1 Destiny Gordon finally wins and ends the original GFNW joke

Gordon Freeman ended the long-running GFNW joke by beating Board 8 favorite Phoenix Wright after an early Phoenix lead. The writeup argues that the Phoenix upset hype was mostly fad power rather than a realistic assessment of the matchup.

13 2095
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SC2K5 Round 1 20XX Leon extends Gordon Freeman's endlessly recurring losing streak

Leon extended Gordon Freeman's famous losing streak, though Gordon once again performed better than a supposedly hopeless underdog should. The writeup turns the recurring GFNW joke into the main story of another Freeman defeat.

14 1748
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SC2K4 Round 1 Chaos Sam Fisher extends GFNW but looks weak doing it

Sam Fisher extended the Gordon Freeman Never Wins joke, but Freeman's unexpectedly competitive opening made Fisher look weak in his own right. The writeup treats the match more as another chapter in Freeman's losing legend than as a strong Fisher performance.

15 1327
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SC2K3 Round 1 South
Max Payne 54.0%
Max Payne wins as the GFNW legend takes hold

Max Payne beat Gordon Freeman in a match that looked close on paper but was never seriously in doubt. The writeup remembers it chiefly as the point where the long-running 'Gordon Freeman Never Wins' joke truly took hold.

16 953
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SC2K2 Round 1 East Tina shocks Gordon and starts the GFNW legend

Tina's unexpected win began the long-running "Gordon Freeman Never Wins" joke. The writeup emphasizes how embarrassing the loss seemed for Gordon, noting that even a link from a Half-Life site failed to rescue him.

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