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2067
writeup (md) |
SC2K5 |
Round 1 |
Mushroom |
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Ness upsets CJ as the writeup turns to race controversy †OT |
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Ness's upset over CJ becomes the jumping-off point for a long discussion of the board's race arguments, representation in games, and whether Grand Theft Auto simply underperforms on GameFAQs.
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2506
writeup (md) |
CB2K6 |
Round 1 |
Limit |
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Peach crushes Daisy while the writeup mostly wanders elsewhere †OT |
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The writeup is mostly a personal rant about Peach, Daisy, Mario, and Luigi; the match itself is treated as an effortless Peach win that strengthened confidence in her next round.
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2890
writeup (md) |
CB VI |
Round 1 |
Division 7 |
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Ryu overwhelms the split Kingdom Hearts field †OT |
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Much of the writeup is an extended aside explaining who Haseo is; its match discussion emphasizes Ryu Hayabusa unexpectedly overpowering the split Kingdom Hearts field and making his later rematch with Riku look settled.
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3773
writeup (md) |
CB VIII |
Round 1 |
Midgar |
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The writeup mostly rants about Wander †OT |
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The writeup is mostly an extended attack on Wander and Shadow of the Colossus, with Captain Falcon's easy win serving mainly as an excuse for that rant.
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3776
writeup (md) |
CB VIII |
Round 1 |
Midgar |
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The writeup mostly attacks Final Fantasy XII †OT |
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Most of the writeup is a broad rant about Final Fantasy XII, with Ryu's easy win over Balthier receiving only brief attention.
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4095
writeup (md) |
GOTD |
Round 1 |
Southeast |
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The writeup mostly turns into an Anagram comedy bit †OT |
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The writeup is mostly an extended joke about a Board 8 user's long-running Dragon Age rants, with the actual match serving mainly as the setup.
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4539
writeup (md) |
Rivalry |
Round 1 |
Northwest |
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The writeup mostly defends Ramza and Delita's rivalry †OT |
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The writeup is mostly an extended defense of Ramza and Delita as genuine rivals, with only a brief note that the Soul Calibur pair advanced.
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4540
writeup (md) |
Rivalry |
Round 1 |
Northwest |
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A huge Dante win gives way to a long Capcom rant †OT |
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After briefly praising Dante and Vergil's enormous win, the writeup turns mostly into a long rant about the direction of Devil May Cry and other games.
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5146
writeup (md) |
CB IX |
Round 1 |
Division 1 |
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Shepard's easy win turns into a FemShep voice-acting rant †OT |
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After noting Shepard's easy win and Olimar's expected second-place finish, the writeup mostly becomes an extended argument about why FemShep's voice performance is superior.
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5152
writeup (md) |
CB IX |
Round 1 |
Division 2 |
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Sonic wins while the writeup becomes a Street Fighter ranking †OT |
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Sonic's easy win receives little attention because the writeup mostly turns into a lengthy ranking and discussion of Street Fighter IV characters.
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5164
writeup (md) |
CB IX |
Round 1 |
Division 3 |
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A routine Luigi win becomes an FFXII digression †OT |
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After noting Luigi's completely routine win, the writeup mostly digresses into discussion of Final Fantasy XII and Beyond Good & Evil.
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5188
writeup (md) |
CB IX |
Round 1 |
Division 6 |
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A dog picture helps Missile embarrass Kerrigan †OT |
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1 |
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The writeup is mostly an enormous StarCraft and Blizzard rant; the actual match is remembered for Missile unexpectedly taking second over Kerrigan behind a highly favorable cute-dog presentation.
Pic: The writeup explicitly calls Missile's cute-dog presentation the ultimate picture factor and treats it as part of why he could beat Kerrigan.
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5209
writeup (md) |
CB IX |
Round 1 |
Division 8 |
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Squall's routine win becomes a Bit.Trip digression †OT |
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Squall's easy win mainly served as a strength check before Missingno, while much of the writeup digresses into praise for the Bit.Trip games and Rayman discussion.
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6699
writeup (md) |
Best Year |
Round 1 |
— |
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The match becomes an anti-Warcraft 3 rant †OT |
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The writeup is mostly an extended anti-Warcraft 3 and anti-2002 rant, with only a brief argument that 2010 had the better overall lineup.
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